• a-holes
• atheists
• blue-eyed
• cat-lovers
• charming
• chocolovers
• crazy-socked
• curvy
• discerning
• distracted
• drummers
• drunkaholic
• firstborn
• healthy
• immigrants
• insomniac
• lefty
• liberals
• long-lived
• misophonic
• monkey
• neurotic
• quiet
• sarcastic
• scatterbrained
• schizophrenic
• shortsighted
• slack
• sloppy
• unemployed

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